thestylishbeaut:

all i think about is clothes i can’t afford and food i want to order.

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

slckasfrlck:

Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only ten-

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