larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

amellywod:

Everyone thinks that when you go to a hospital, life stops. But it’s just the opposite.

Life  s t a r t s .

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

“it me”

- me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have